Anonymous asked: Hey Jack, you are sitting in a circle with Landsdell, Chewie, Jay Boosh, and Queen Elizabeth II, who do you hope the bottle lands on?
Chris would undoubtedly use too much tounge, as he’s a passionate individual.
Chewie would laugh too hard on my way to his lips.
Boosh would deck me. Even if it was just a momentary peck, I’d walk away with a black eye.
And queeny is just way too proper a gal for me to pucker.
I’d probably just fap to the bottle.